Worse Bash Ever?

This is what you get when you allow someone to be paid before they have produced the goods. The publicity is terrible, the venue is meh (cheap drinks tho) and don't get me started on the live band they brought in. Things got better after the band was done, and there were loud cheers when the DJ finally returned to his console.

4am now but I can't help but post this. A genuine oversight? Or a sad example of "sex sells"? What on earth was Zoe Tay thinking when she agreed to appear in this ad?

"My secret to beautiful skin? I swallow."